Jayne Hart: full time punk, part time short order cook, and paranormal investigator

11th August 2014

Question

hannawolfcross said: [txt] What do you call a vampire with allergies? A Nosfer-achoo

[Text] That’s terrible

[Text] I’m gonna show Hanna

Tagged: hannawolfcrossofficercross

7th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ace In The Hole with 2,048 notes

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Tagged: I don't think he'd wear it nowbut younger Jay would have gone for the vampiric skeleton bandannaperfect for late night graffiti

Source: animeadult

13th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Who you gonna call? with 44 notes

rainbowbarfeverywhere:

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so i sketched this a month ago and kinda forgot about it after a while ;P
i just wanted to draw human!{…} i kinda imagine him being a little shit sometimes ahaha

rainbowbarfeverywhere:

[x]

so i sketched this a month ago and kinda forgot about it after a while ;P

i just wanted to draw human!{…} i kinda imagine him being a little shit sometimes ahaha

Tagged: [[this makes me so happy]]fanartrainbowbarfeverywherehinabnhanna is not a boy's name

Source: rainbowbarfeverywhere

18th June 2014

Photo reblogged from King of Chevron with 11 notes

18th June 2014

Question with 1 note

Anonymous said: Does it bother you that Hanna doesn't really love you?

*Falls silent for a moment, brows knitting, and looks away*

*then he grins. psych* Hah, what fucking planet do you live on?

18th June 2014

Question

Anonymous said: AAAAAAARRREEEE You gonna take me home tonight AAAAALLLLLLLLL Down beside that red firelight AAAAAAAWWW We're gonna let it all hang out.

Now Queen is acceptable

18th June 2014

Question

Anonymous said: I can't decide whether you should live or die, oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry, I wonder why? My heart feels dead inside, cold and hard and petrified, lock the door and close the blinds we're going for a ride.

Hm. Not my favorite song. Not bad, though.

22nd May 2014

Post reblogged from Hey Everyone! with 6 notes

hannawolfcross:

zombiegig:

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—So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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Tagged: *mainly laughing at Hanna's reaction*

Source: zombiegig

19th May 2014

Question

Anonymous said: I didn't mean itchy fingers like to steal things. I meant is your ring finger feeling a little light? Does the song "Single Ladies" evoke any feelings out of you.?

Oh!

Haha

ha

*awkward moment of silence*

But, uh. No. Speaking honestly, I don’t need a ring or a promise to stick around. I feel needed. I feel, you know, loved. *rubs the back of his neck* That’s enough for me. 

19th May 2014

Photo reblogged from get buggered with 20,005 notes

Tagged: I don't think we're going to be able to explain this one....

Source: alexraul

18th May 2014

Question

Anonymous said: You getting itchy feet or itchy fingers after all this time?

I don’t steal. I never stole. Stealing just screws over the minimum wage bottom rung employee. Corporate doesn’t take it out of their paycheck. They take it from the little guy. 

As for drifting, I don’t know how people don’t get that urge now and then. But I walk it off. Visit old haunts. Sometimes get into a little bit of trouble like a fight. It’s good to remember how I used to live—the struggle of it—so when I finally go home, I can appreciate that I have a home to go back to.

18th May 2014

Question

Anonymous said: So how long have you and Hanna been together anyway?

Dang… two and a half years? Since we started dating, that is.

18th May 2014

Question

Anonymous said: A package arrives in the mail with a note: "-Dear Jay. Bought these for me but I have no room for them. :c So I thought you and yours could enjoy them. :D -MH" The package contains sturdy heels, fishnet stockings, and some lingerie. All still in the packaging.

oh my god

12th May 2014

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Anonymous said: Cross is back to work, better but still clearing his throat in a thick, gross and slightly obnoxious way at times. But he's not sneezing or feverish or feeling unwell. "Will you be coming to bed with me tonight?"

"So long as you keep your tissues on your side of the room. I’m fucking tired of the couch." Code for "I’m tired of sleeping on my own."

12th May 2014

Question

Anonymous said: Illness gone which means out comes the whine. "I don't wanna go to work~ I wanna day off~ Weh weh weh" best break out that tiny violin for your tiny boyfriend.

"Guess you don’t want homemade cookies either." Yeah, so he bribed his boyfriend sometimes. So what?